Security Clearance.
This portal is reserved for ranking operatives, accredited investors, and the founder. Casual access is monitored. Repeated access is escalated. There is no waiting list.
Unauthorised access · Lornspark Industries™ Internal Compliance · clause 14(b)
Repeated failed attempts will result in escalation to the Office of Plausible Threats, the Department of Slightly Embarrassing Consequences, and, in the worst case, a small dog in Inverness.
For your future application.
Tiers are revised quarterly without notice. Your tier may have changed while you were reading this sentence.
Public
Read-only. Has access to the lobby. Will be observed by a discreet camera.
Acquaintance
May be acknowledged in passing. Receives one (1) compliment per fiscal year.
Trusted
May be teased. May tease back, sparingly. May approach the favoured mug.
Founder
Total clearance. All systems. All rooms. All decisions. One holder.